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If I could name...
If I could name a desire Do you know what it would be It would be to open my eyes in the morning And see you looking at me If I could name a desire Do you know what it would be To have you in my arms And hug you tenderly If I could name a desire Do you know what it would be To feel the warmth of your touch As you kiss me lovingly If I could name a desire Do you know what it would be To have you by my side To be forever with me xaries posted at 2:15 AM
Inspired by a soulmate
If love be the air that you breathe then it will always be sweet If love be the light that guides you then it will never go out If love be the path that you choose then it will lead you the right way And if love is the choice you make then you will always be happy by me xaries posted at 2:03 AM
Note to self... "I wish I had done everything on earth with you..." Daisy Buchanan - The Great Gatsby xaries posted at 8:39 PM
All I have
All I have are tears
That run down my face From the hurt and pain That only time can erase All I have are moments Happier times at best Which made life so wonderful If only time stopped to rest All I have are memories Of love and not despair If only I could hold these And touch what isn't there Now all I have is nothing Just emptiness left to find For when you have this in plenty You have nothing to leave behind xaries posted at 4:02 AM
Time and Love... Once upon a time, there was an island where all the feelings lived: Happiness, Sadness, Knowledge, and all of the others, including Love. One day it was announced to the feelings that the island would sink, so all constructed boats and left. Except for Love. Love was the only one who stayed. Love wanted to hold out until the last possible moment. When the island had almost sunk, Love decided to ask for help. Richness was passing by Love in a grand boat. Love said, "Richness, can you take me with you?" Richness answered, "No, I can't. There is a lot of gold and silver in my boat. There is no place here for you." Love decided to ask Vanity who was also passing by in a beautiful vessel. "Vanity, please help me!" "I can't help you, Love. You are all wet and might damage my boat," Vanity answered. Sadness was close by so Love asked, "Sadness, let me go with you." "Oh . . . Love, I am so sad that I need to be by myself!" Happiness passed by Love, too, but she was so happy that she did not even hear when Love called her. Suddenly, there was a voice, "Come, Love, I will take you." It was an elder. So blessed and overjoyed, Love even forgot to ask the elder where they were going. When they arrived at dry land, the elder went her own way. Realizing how much was owed the elder, Love asked Knowledge, another elder, "Who Helped me?" "It was Time," Knowledge answered. "Time?" asked Love. "But why did Time help me?" Knowledge smiled with deep wisdom and answered, "Because only Time is capable of understanding how valuable Love is." Source unknown xaries posted at 3:14 AM
All in good taste... A professor was teaching a class at a relatively small mid-western college. The subject this particular class was sugars, types where they were found, etc. When he came to Fructose he mentioned that it is found in many foods and in some places you would not expect to find it such as in semen. A young lady raised her and asked, “If Fructose is a type of sugar which is sweet and is found in semen then why does semen not taste sweet. A hush fell over the entire class, then the student realized what she had said, she covered her face and started to blush. The professor did not miss a beat. He replied “The reason you do not find semen sweet is because your taste buds are located on the tip of your tongue not the back of your throat”. The class burst out laughing while the young lady picked up her books and left the class. She did not return rather dropped the course. xaries posted at 11:17 AM
The Tempest The tempest storms rage Raining black into the night As fear takes centre stage And there’s no end in sight Velvet shadows stay hidden The air is moist with fear The brave are left forbidden To cry or shed a tear The wailing wind cries out For vengeance from the sky While prayers of the devout Are whispered in reply The bolts of light flashes With thunder’s immediate applause Now all that remains are ashes Of all that once was And as the sky clears The tempest’s anger must subside While faces stream bitter tears That brave hearts cannot hide xaries posted at 3:50 AM
Hell Freezes Over   The following is allegedly an actual question given in a University of Washington chemistry mid-term exam. Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)? Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant. One student, however, wrote the following: First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their faith, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can reliably project that all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added. This gives two possibilities:
So which is it? If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my freshman year that, "it will be a cold night in Hell before I sleep with you, and take into account the fact that I slept with her last night, then number 2 must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over. The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls,leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a divine being, which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting "Oh my God!" (Allegedly this student received the only A.) xaries posted at 1:47 AM
I'll Be The strands in your eyes that color them wonderful Stop me and steal my breath And emeralds from mountains thrust towards the sky Never revealing their depth Tell me that we belong together Dress it up with the trappings of love I'll be captivated, I'll hang from your lips Instead of the gallows of heartache that hang from above I'll be your cryin' shoulder I'll be love's suicide I'll be better when I'm older I'll be the greatest fan of your life And rain falls angry on the tin roof As we lie awake in my bed You're my survival, you're my living proof My love is alive and not dead Tell me that we belong together Dress it up with the trappings of love I'll be captivated, I'll hang from your lips Instead of the gallows of heartache that hang from above I'll be your cryin' shoulder I'll be love's suicide I'll be better when I'm older I'll be the greatest fan of your life And I've dropped out, I've burned up I fought my way back from the dead I've tuned in, I've turned on Remembered the things that you said I'll be your cryin' shoulder I'll be love's suicide I'll be better when I'm older I'll be the greatest fan of your I'll be your cryin' shoulder I'll be love's suicide I'll be better when I'm older I'll be the greatest fan of your life The greatest fan of your whole life by Edwin McCain xaries posted at 10:39 PM
My Mistake My mind is clouded My way is dim My heart is troubled I’m restless within What choice do I make Which path do I choose What vows must I break When there’s nothing to lose They’re just part of the puzzle The pieces all the same No matter the choice Its all just a game But what lies ahead Is too far to see There’s no turning back Especially for me So where do I go What road do I take That’s what I don’t know And that’s my mistake xaries posted at 5:01 AM
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