I was experiencing a more than frequent occurence of wet dreams in the past 3 weeks and wondered what could be the cause of it. Browsing through the internet I found out that a rise in testosterone levels would do this. While browsing I also came across some interesting stuff as well. One site claimed that some wet dreams could be caused by demonic influence, i.e. succubi invading our dreams and having sex with us hmmm (http://www.4hurtingchristians.com/why_do_we_have_wet_dreams_are_they_a_sin.html) Another article I came across stated that if we retained our (ahem) body fluids for several years like buddhist monks, we would develop solid pearls or seminal stones (similar to kidney stones These seminal stones are fire-resistant. Imagine carrying these around in our bodies hmmm (I doubt they have any value either) besides would you buy one of those pearls?? I think not!!Buddhism uses the seminal stones to symbolize the degree of how a monk resists sexual temptation. Statistically, the average life span of monks is shorter than that of married men who enjoy sex.
(http://www.actionlove.com/cases/case9179.htm)
So what does that tell us... make love not war and the world would be a happier more crowded place...

xaries posted at 9:03 PM

Date: December 3rd
Venue: Dubai Exiles Club
Event: Dubai Rugby 7s
Objective: Consume as many beers as possible

It was a fine day at the grounds, estimated population 25,000, the beer was flowing and food was a plenty all in the name of sport. There was plenty of pretty young things about, of course that did not deter us from our objective. We got there about 1pm, we decided not to have lunch after all lunch was a meal consumed everyday as my friend put it. We went straight for our target, thats right beer!! It was a nice sunny day and we started off with some cold ones, of course there was plenty of eye candy around and then of course we couldn't forget the reason why the event was being held- rugby of course, the game played by men with odd shaped balls. We caught a glimpse of the cheerleaders as they performed their routines, hmmm not bad I might add. A couple of hours later we decided to get some food in our bellies which we washed down with beers (naturally). 7 hours later and plenty of trips to the loo, we were just about ready to leave. Everything was a haze by then and we couldn't care less about the game either. Luckily I wasn't driving and I managed to doze off as well riding shot gun. All in all we had a wonderful day of binge drinking in the sun. Mission accomplished.

xaries posted at 8:32 PM