In God's Hands©Frances Belle Parker

Adam's Apple

Thinking as I usually do at the oddest of hours I came up with the conclusion that I know what a man's and woman's weakness is. So how did I arrive at this conclusion? Well I based it on none other than our first couple Adam and Eve. Man's weakness is simple enough, its woman (I'm talking about heterosexuals of course), well it was Eve that convinced Adam to take a bite out of her apple didn't she? Not to mention she didn't have the fig leaves on at the time either. So she was convincing enough to entice him to do the unthinkable. So that was Adam's weakness so what Eve's? Well after giving it some thought and wondering what could it be, it suddenly hit me. What can no woman resist???Are you ready for it.... well its really simple. No woman can resist a bargain. Thats right, a bargain in any form seems to be a woman's weakness. If you're a woman and you're reading this, you know its true. How hard is it for you to tear yourself away from a bargain, hmmm?? So why did Eve take the apple? Simple because the serpent told her for a bite she was getting the whole 9 yards, she could make her own paradise, she could have her own damn apple orchard for that matter, in other words she'd be just like god. If that didn't sound like a bargain to her then what would have??

xaries posted at 2:53 PM
Sunday, May 01, 2005
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